Librarians....

Let me preface this by saying that I have been to the library maybe 4 times in the last 6 years. Since the invention of Amazon and Google, who needs the library? :)
However in an effort to saves some $$ for school this year, I checked out some of my books from the library instead of purchasing them. I found this to be an ingenious idea. Save money = Happy April. (More realistically it's Save money = Happy Destin---> thus leading to more $$ for shopping = Happy April.)

But I just have to say that EVERY time that I go to the library, the librarian is mean. I am not one of those people who thinks that the entire world is against me. These librarians are ACTUALLY mean. I think it is a job requirement.

Librarian Application:

Name__________

1. Do you like books? _________

2. If not please explain why._____________

3. Previous book/library experience: _______________

4. Can you stare at people as though they do not exist, look deep into their souls and make them question their existance, and treat people as though you would rather be doing ANYTHING else but helping them? (check one) YES() NO()

(Fine print at bottom of application: "It does not matter what you answer to the rest of the questions, as long as you answer YES to question #4 we will hire you.")